Living example of capitalism gone awry

I attempting to clean out my closet and get rid of the mountains of Star Wars crap collectibles I amassed through middle and high school. I've found two and three of the same figure, still in the package, and can't figure out why the hell I've still got them if I never opened them.

The jokes we all made about people hoarding figures to pay for their child's college education? Not as funny when you are That Girl.