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Memo: Parties
Nov. 13th, 2005 02:22 pmNew House Rules for Silver Street Parties
1. Puking in the house is strictly forbidden.
1a. As is bleeding.
2. Drinks are to be mixed in a shaker or directly in the glass -- no buckets.
3. Sleeping arrangements will be determined before the guest(s) arrive, especially if they're coming from off-campus.
3a. With one or two contingency spots reserved for friends who over-indulge.
4. Beer pong facilities will not be provided.
5. If Public Safety is called, underage guests will relocate to a non-alcoholic party zone in the other apartment.
6. Off-limits beverages should be kept out of sight, ideally in a cupboard or closet; leaving them in the other, open apartment is not enough.
( cue ranting )
Anyway, in other news: I need to keep reading, but I'm caught up on Ulysses after two weeks of being seriously behind. I am proud. And this week, I get to start writing the thesis. Woo-hoo!
1. Puking in the house is strictly forbidden.
1a. As is bleeding.
2. Drinks are to be mixed in a shaker or directly in the glass -- no buckets.
3. Sleeping arrangements will be determined before the guest(s) arrive, especially if they're coming from off-campus.
3a. With one or two contingency spots reserved for friends who over-indulge.
4. Beer pong facilities will not be provided.
5. If Public Safety is called, underage guests will relocate to a non-alcoholic party zone in the other apartment.
6. Off-limits beverages should be kept out of sight, ideally in a cupboard or closet; leaving them in the other, open apartment is not enough.
( cue ranting )
Anyway, in other news: I need to keep reading, but I'm caught up on Ulysses after two weeks of being seriously behind. I am proud. And this week, I get to start writing the thesis. Woo-hoo!
