Amok amok amok amok

Hocus Pocus. Disney Channel. I'm totally a giggling 9-year-old right now.

Wee!Thora Birch: "Of course, I could never wear anything like that because I don't have -- what do you call 'em, Max? -- yabbos."
Max: *omgspittake*

SJP: "Look! It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!"

Not only do we have wee!Thora and Bette Midler at her craziest, but there's Sarah Jessica Parker playing dumb and delightfully trampy, Kathy Najimy, and possibly the worst attempts at period dialogue ever. And there are so many things I couldn't even appreciate as a kid, from dead gay Larry to Penny Marshall's cameo ("Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?") to the flannel- and Doc Martens-wearing high school kids and their mother dressed as Madonna (pointy-bra era). Heeeeee.

ETA: I need to stop watching TV. Especially the Food Network -- shows about pastries around the world and donuts and Halloween treats of every kind are not what I need, trapped in a house without any chocolate. *sigh*