alert: can't stop talking

[e_clare]

From this moment, no one is allowed to call me. I mean it, people -- part of the reason I came to work was so that I'd have two solid hours of minimal conversation, sitting in an office by myself. Just 30 minutes into my shift, my cell phone rings and it's a good friend from high school whom I haven't spoken with in several months. I couldn't not talk to her, but eventually I had to hang up because I literally could not speak any more. Oops.

I'll carry around a damn whiteboard. Just don't make me say anything -- I have to be well by Saturday.

Time to call up e-mail the opera singer in the family for some voice-saving tips...