eeeeeewwwwwwwww

[e_clare]

After a 10-minute discussion of the Supreme Grossness of Silverfish, I returned to my room to find that I'd left my window open -- without the screen. dun dun DUN!

I spent the next ten minutes smushing mosquitoes with a New Yorker and then cleaning the smush marks off the wall. I'll be feeling phantom itches from the one that got away (there's always one) all night. *shudder*

Fortunately, that's still not nearly as bad as banannagoats' silverfish story. One sock-clad foot + one GINORMOUS silverfish = one messy insecticidal murder scene.

Not under the category of "ewww, gross" -- more "ewww, weird": the hand-made vulva puppet (from cleolinda's link-spam). MHC has prepared me for many things in my life, but I'm not sure that a "basketball sized vulva puppet" is one of them...

The internet is a scary, scary place.

Link edited to include the "WTF?" comments leading up to it because people deserve some warning, yo.

Comments

[newredshoes]

AHH! It's... sort of like... Audrey II... meets the evil product of copulation -- nay, fornication -- between a tulip and an octopus. Not that I have anything against vulvas, but that puppet may give me nightmares. O_o

[e-clare.livejournal.com]

YES! I knew it reminded me of something Muppet-like -- it's totally Audrey II's Even More Evil alien cousin.

...and ew again, because now I have the lyrics to "Feed Me" running through my head. (So inappropriate -- if you're going to run, run now.)


Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long.

...and if you feed me, Seymour,
I can grow up big and strong.

Add in the Audrey II voice, et voila -- you'll never hear The Vagina Monologues the same way, or sleep, again.

Dude. I'm so banning myself from my own journal for that.

[mirror-dancer.livejournal.com]

oh my goodness. you were NOT kidding about the weirdness factor. thanks, emily. thanks a lot. :P